Carson Baker
| Birthday | May 17, 1985 |
| Location | Houston, TX |
| Occupation | Web Developer |
| Website | http://carsonbaker.org/ |
| IM (AIM) | TheCARS0N |
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Group Membership
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dogs & women
Member since Aug 25Public group33 members -
The Nurse Left Work at Five O'Clock
Member since Aug 25Public group15 members -
Texas writers
Member since Sep 05Public group19 members
Carson Baker's Favorites
- Moe Tucker
- Little Meadow Simms
- Gas Making You Sick?
- Dizzy
- Cow Juice
- Orchard
- Touching Candy Taylor
- Straight Out of the Can
- Car
- Ambulance
- Bland, weak, spoiled, slaughtered
- The Bottle
- CANNONBALL HALL
- Let x
- MY Last Lecture: Achieving MY Childhood Dreams
- BLACKHORSE
- Sleep and Poetry
- Perfect
- TO THE SHORT THICK STUDENT WITH BIG TITS AND AUBURN HAIR THAT SITS TWO ROWS IN FRONT OF MY DESK IN MY 11:00 AM HISTORY CLASS
- Bighead
- I Was Strolling Through The Water One Day
- Andrew
- Broken
- Artist Statement
- Christmas Morning
- INTERNAL AFFAIRS
- Mermaids Need Other Mermaids
- The Love Story of Me (non-fiction and should be disqualified)
- Eliza Little's Leaving
- SORRY... THIS IS DRUNK TYPING. NO ONE READ THIS
- Camp Wonder
- The Truthmobile
- Men Like Chameleons In the Dark
- Lisa
Carson Baker's Contacts
- Jürgen Fauth
- John Minichillo
- briggs nisbet
- David Nelson
- Lindsay Harper
- Tomek Czernuszewicz
- Nick dePlume
- Danielle Mouledoux
- Myfanwy Collins
- Lizzie Skurnick
- Kim Chinquee
- Sara Lowes
- Marcy Dermansky
- Kailas Narendran
- Robert Nagle
- Josh Tabin
- Kenneth Miller
- Cory Levy
- Tory Gattis
- Bob Eckstein
- Jeanna Goodrich
- Chason Chaffin
- Andy Baio
- Mike Ayer
- Wyn Bomar
- Lance Ivy
- barry graham
- Nick Pantazis
- Alex Walmsley
- Alex Brousseau
- jared hasbrouck
- Phil Baker
- Frank Baker
- Deborah Fields
- Pia Ehrhardt
- Fake User
- chander kasiraj
- Sasha West
- john forch
- Peter Richter
- Gary Percesepe
- Heather Fowler
- Stephanie Marrone
- David Erlewine
- Mariana Bonson
- Alison Turner
- Erica Hoskins Mullenix
- Andrea S. Baker
- Ben Pollock
- Cameron Parkins
- Gemma Gosuico
- Matt DeVirgiliis
You had me at Thom Yorke! Yeah Radiohead!
The one in your picture.
I like your shirt.
I’m attacking Justin and Tyler in the shower after they attacked me with handfuls of chewed up marshmallows.
Hey Carson! Thanks for getting my book. I really hope you like it. Jurgen had to explain your bad joke to me but he thought it was funny.
I’m not sure that even made sense.
Here’s a bad joke I came up with: Why do Ruby programmers prefer short-stories?
They don’t scale!