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"Besides," he said, "Any woman who can tolerate a salty, slutty bird is a keeper."
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She once asked me to keep her young. “There’s not much I can do about aging,” I said. So she asked me to keep her youthful. “That, I can try.”
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If you outlive me, she said, it won't be because I smoke but because of what you put me through when you quit.
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Pretty’ counted a lot in describing her. “Pretty” was all that she had.
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We were playing war games in the conservatory the night of the eclipse.
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The next day on YouTube, 3,558,019 users watched the clip of Kate dangling next to Jay Leno's chin.
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PaddyWhacker Challenge Story
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We construct a paper bridge. The droid walks across it. We follow, one after another, like sentences in a story.
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fluorescent pastries behind glass
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We argue on the way down. We bicker on the walk to the bistro. I get coffee and croissants at the bar and bring them back to our table, and she is still talking, proving me wrong, when I return.
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I looked at it awhile waiting for it to cool. She said, "Ahh, go on! - Go on, go on.”
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Your writing offended the editors greatly, and we would select certain word choices we disliked, but we truly hated every word, including mere articles, prepositions, and conjunctions.
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