I'm a writer based out of Orlando. Because of this, I also have an unrelated day job. I'm the author of Dodging Traffic (Ampersand Books) and The Serial Rapist Sitting Behind You is a Robot (Safety Third Enterprises) and my work is published all over the galaxy, or at least this one.
Red Bull (sugar free), Jameson, a chip on my shoulder, never wanting to grow up
Matt DeBenedictis, Roxane Gay, xTx, Rachel McKibbins, Derrick Brown, Mel Bosworth, Sean Doyle, Gregory Sherl
I write for everything you do except the Jameson. My stepfather drank whiskey and I can't stand the smell.
Whoops. I didn't mean to get all therapist's couch on your wall.
Yeah, so hi. Thanks for reading that thing. I'll go now.
Welcome! Now you are obligated to invite me to something. (Playboy Mansion or any cheesy ice cream parlor works for me...)
I write for everything you do except the Jameson. My stepfather drank whiskey and I can't stand the smell.
Whoops. I didn't mean to get all therapist's couch on your wall.
Yeah, so hi. Thanks for reading that thing. I'll go now.
Welcome! Now you are obligated to invite me to something. (Playboy Mansion or any cheesy ice cream parlor works for me...)