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“Okay, here is a wild idea. Let's each choose outfits from the second hand store for the other to buy and wear to a bar for a drink..."
Famous second to last words?
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64600
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I had committed the perfect crime, and I had left nothing to chance; my best strategy was chancing nothing. Prudence and planning were my only allies, and these are the best allies of success. Usually.
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61721
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When someone asks me what I do, I tell them that I am a fixer. I fix things. There is nothing that cannot be fixed. Will it ever be as good as new? That is subjective, but I will fix it for you.
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73521
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In the graph of life or death, two axes will inevitably meet. Will it be as jarring as two sharp and well-hewn axes colliding?
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62652
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Reincarnation. Not a bad deal, especially for cows. For the rest of us, it is like being in a witness protection program. And all without the risk of having those against whom you bore witness coming after you. Usually.
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63542
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When they first brought me home, I was their pride and joy. Then, one day, they put me in this wooden box.
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61884
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Our ink was disappearing. All of it.
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51242
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The gated community of Dos was named for one of Babbage’s landmark educational figures, Ms. Dos.
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61674
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My work is not that sexy and glamorous kind of time travel that you see in the movies with Deloreans and phone booths.
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53684
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God had decided to resign. Not even two weeks notice. He just resigned. Point blank.
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46084
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It was cold and clammy, but then it got worse. Far worse. Any opportunity to celebrate the unity and harmony of tolerance was soon cancelled.
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53594
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“Are you my neighbor in 3D?” Was she?
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