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A is for Apple, Arse, and Activia
B is for Bad tourist
C is for “Crap!” and Can’t poop!
D is for “Damn it, I can’t poop!”
E is for “Can’t ‘Efing poop!”
F is for “F… everything, I still can’t poop!”
G is for “Garbage-mouth, I cannot poop!”
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Turbulence
Flatulence
Abundance
Corpulence
Ambulance
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Liking up with the Joneses...
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It is a misdemeanor to fart in NYC churches.
In 1857, toilet paper was invented by a man living in NYC.
No one knows how long it took for the idea to fan out from there.
God only knows why it took so long,
or why NYC was at the epicenter of it all
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It was only a dream. No one died, nor were they even harmed. So horrifying!
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Every ten days, the Decadent Sisters assembled for dinner. Although raised together, they were each very different...
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1. Cruisin’
2. Boozin’
3. Schmoozin’
4. Snoozin’
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I am flying right through
The inner lives of clouds
By the seat of my pants
Which are presently on fire
And it’s a little hard to tell
Whether we’re closer to Heaven
Or further from Hell
When I suddenly hear a voice
Coming from insid
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When people drastically change everything about themselves repeatedly, don't they eventually just end up alienating everyone?
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Just an abnormal visit to the post office.
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Oh, you whose
lips form the cervical O of a doughnut, who
trembles as I near.
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Our ink was disappearing. All of it.
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The gated community of Dos was named for one of Babbage’s landmark educational figures, Ms. Dos.
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Weekly game night for the Oscar Family. Winning is secondary.
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The most unoriginal, trite and hackneyed story ever written!
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