1184 8 9
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I thought the Ferris wheel was dumb. All it did was give you a high altitude view of the little Minnesota town where I had grown up.
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6485
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All the dog owners stood with their dogs at the starting line.
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5265
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When he crawled into bed, his wife woke up and asked him where he had been. He said he didn't want to talk about it.
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11251312
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94085
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The model takes off her clothes and poses nude for our class. We draw her likeness on paper.
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98497
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I see them walking. They pass right by my house. If I’m outside, I sit down on our porch and watch the parade. Sometimes I watch them out of a front window.
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14751716
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Ed wants to watch the last half of the football game. His wife wants him to mow the lawn.
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91798
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It was cold in the church. The Lutherans were freezing to death. The Catholics brought their winter coats.
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10681110
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That won’t kill me, will it? I asked. Maybe, the doctor said.
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13361916
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My wife thinks I should be committed.
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12201716
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That night he dreamed about a duel with toothbrushes....
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1133139
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I don’t remember much about kindergarten.... The teacher’s name was Mrs. Halverson. She was nice.
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10421211
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After my vasectomy, I got a T-shirt with a picture of an orange on it. It said "All Juice, No Seeds."
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994109
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The bird sat there some time. Several minutes. My wife and I grabbed out i-Pads and took pictures.
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13411010
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He says he’ll have a Bud, too. The woman taps her pencil on her pad, looks at the kid and says, “When?”
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