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Band Names


by Jerry Ratch


 

Post No Bills

The Crouton Mavens

United Burglars Union

Crockpot Mistakes

The Heavy Doors

Fire In the Yurt

Douche Baguettes

Upsy-Daisey

Schmazelhood

Sidetrackia

Flotsam and Jetsam

Argyle Sox

Roachmobile

The Adulterer's Nightclub

Hund-Red Dogs

Swimming Hole 

Tadmore

Wazoo Prunes

Entitlement

Brew Ha Ha

Steaming Manholes

 

Roach and Fork

Balderdash

The Missing Link

Missing Drumsticks

Icy Fire

Seismic Shift

Uber Garth

Bigger Fig Leaf 

Exit Angel 

Om Depot 

Boy Crazy 

Sleeping Geezers 

Forever 39 

Parking Karma 

Tuner Melt 

Art Walk 

ADD 

Bad Napkin 

Crime Wave 

Unsolicited Advice 

Statue of Puberty 

Apolitical Party 

Gravity 

Goodtime Houdinis 

Kabash 

Food Ruckus 

Sir Real 

Texting Texting 

Stiff Rye 

Stuffed Kitty 

Choose Life 

Marion and the Marionettes

Hippie Van

Half-Baked Clams

Submillenials 

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