Forum / "Dave Eggers Reveals: He Sucks Shit Through a Straw!!!"

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  Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III

  Nov 01, 05:30pm

  "I wish I was dead, like David Fuckhead Wallace™ — swinging from a rafter, my pants full of shit and piss ... some *dumb* suicide note left behind, saying 'I'm worthless,' or something ...
  "Yeah — those'd be the days!!!
  "BITCH!!!"

  THE END

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