Forum / "Greta Gerwig. Dead On Arrival."

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    Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
    Nov 01, 05:24pm

    "Hello, this is J. Edgar Hoover.
    "You may not know what a known-Communist *spy* Greta Gerwig is, but she *is* — a former porn star, rubbing her bare ass all over Joe Swanberg in 'Hannah Takes the Stairs,' and playing with his hard dick in 'Nights and Weekend,' this 'mumblecore' actress — the genre referring to a *sotto voce* manner in which Communist messages might be implanted in the texts, muttered at the level of conscious-recognition and only picked up when the tape is played back verrrrrrry sloooooooowewwllllyy ... — she has moved on to indie hipster auteur-director NOAH BAUMBACH and preaching, via their 'Mistress America' PG-13 debacle, a way of life suitable to their *Communist* aspirations that is palatable to the pre-teen crowd.
    "Moreover, she has made Barbie™ into a *ho*, raising both the hackles and the *loins* and *body temperature* of Senator Ted Cruz of Nevada, Texas or *someplace* ... employing 'Wolf of Wall Street' and 'Babylon' whorebag Margot ROBBIE to *suck DONKEY DICKS* on-screen and act as though Ken™ actually *has* genitals to play with ... if you can imagine such a thing!!!
    "Now I uh — "

    THE END

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    "Stay TUNED — "

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