Forum / "Noah Baumbach. Dead On Arrival."

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    Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
    Nov 01, 05:20pm

    "I can't believe Noah's *dead*!" Greta Gerwig sobs, blowing into a hankerchief, microphones at the ready, a whole ring of 'em, like in a 30's movie, "BBC News," "News of the World," "Hearst Publications," "Time," "Newsweek," you got it. Angling for every DROP ... !!! Like snot in her handkerchief, sand through the hourglass ... "These. Are the. DAYS. OF OUR. *LIVES*!!!"

    "All we wanted was to get rid of that old bad Jennifer Jason Leigh so we could write our screenplays together and everybody could care about us!!!" she blurts, in a sudden show of emotion. All the reporters — you can tell, because they've all got "PRESS" in their hats — pause in their scribbling, and nod at her sagely. They know how it goes. They've been there too.

    "That goddamn bus driver!!!" she says. "Why didn't he look where he was GOING — "

    THE END

    Next Week: "Spiderman!"

    ;)

    #WINK

    #NODatYA

    #NOAHSDEADmisshimmisshim

    #BOYYYYYYY

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    Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
    Nov 01, 05:21pm

    "Bag." Old "bag" Jennifer Jason Leigh. Sorry about that ... !!!

    #autoCORRECT

    #SIGH

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