"Mabel, I'm TIRED of all this tv-watching!!!"
"Well ... why don't we buy a GOLDFISH, Leroy?? You liked to watch the LAST one swim around the TANK!!!"
"Right -- but, those were the 25¢ goldfish, Mabel!!!"
"So??"
"You see, the thing is -- they're fer feeding to OTHER *FISH*!!! But nobody *TOLD* us, and -- "
"Oh, yup, uh-huh!!!"
" -- they just DIE on you, and float BELLY-UP, in a COUPLE OF DAYS!!!"
"Life sure is full of HEARTBREAK and *PAIN*!!!"
" ... and MUTILATION and *TORTURE*!!!"
THE END
"Take Advil™ — you sad-sack, son-of-a-bitch!"
"You goddamn slime!"
"You goddamn scum!"
... and now, we commence our PRAYERS!!!
Etc.
;)
#YEAH
Why do you want to destroy Fictionaut?
How about that, Smiley? Is this your intent, or just the unforeseen side effect? Because what's happened to the Forum at least, and Fictionaut in general is that a lot of people have bailed over the years and I'm pretty sure the stuff you write here is one of the reasons.