"Mabel!!!"
"What is it Leroy ... ??"
"It's one of those SHOWS again — "
"Well I thought I told you — " (striding out of the KITCHEN) " — take some Bayer™ Aspirin when that happens??"
"When it starts talking to me, and telling me the future??"
(waves spatula at him, encouragingly:) "BINGO!"
THE END
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"Boy, this sure is confusin' — "
— end. —
;)