Seeking Psychologists (preferably with a specialization in creativity)

I am looking for a psychologist to meet with me 3 times per week, preferably face to face.

It would be helpful if you specialized in, or at least had worked with previously, creative-minded professionals like myself.

I am a struggling, creative-minded professional who spends way too much time in my own creative mind.

I wrote that one story (you've probably read it) about the alligator and the olive tree. I am not as egotistical as that sentence implies; I swear.

And I didn't use that semi-colon just because I actually know how to use them.

Or to show that my ego and my swearing my ego is non-existent are somehow inextricably bound in a force of magnetized boundary and existential claim. No, not at all.

Don't try to analyze this advertisement, please. Save it for the office.

Also, you should know, I've been described as defensive and offensive all at the same time. But that's just because of my creative-mindedness, I promise.

Please reply at your own risk. Need help and soon. Want to publish 3rd book on the psychological impacts of being rejected by various psychologists.